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Consequence

August 11, 6:30pm MDT
Man comes home from long day of work, pulls a carton of eggs out of the fridge, decides he’s rather hungry and scrambles 5, rolling them up with jalapeño jack cheese in 2 burritos.
August 12, 4:00am MDT
Man wakes up with incredibly sharp pains in his stomach. He spends the next 2 hours, off and on, in the bathroom reading about kitchen remodeling and the domination of Clear Channel in two magazines. Later he casually glances at the expiration date on the egg carton and it reads July 07.
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Comments

1
angel:

ouch! i nearly did that with the milk at my sister's place. granola and one-week-stale milk.

Posted: August 12, 2004 at 11:19 PM MT

2
Sean:

You know, I've never had a problem with old eggs before. But it only takes one time to make you look at the expiration date every time.

Posted: August 14, 2004 at 12:21 AM MT

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